I think it apropos to mix it up a bit on this Friday before Hallowe’en. Here are a few Laffy Taffy jokes from the wrappers off the candy I’ve been snacking on this week:
Q: What did the crop say to the farmer?
A: Why are you always picking on me?
Q: Why don’t ducks tell jokes while they are flying?
A: They’d quack up.
Q: What does a television have in common with a rabbit?
A: Its ears.
Q: Do you know what Mary had when she went to dinner?
A: Everyone knows Mary had a little lamb.
Q: What did one penny say to the other?
A: Let’s get together and make some cents.
I’m now picturing abusive farmers, ducks falling from the sky, bloody ears atop a TV set, Mary butchering her little lamb, and some really naughty pennies. These were on candy wrappers made for children!
It’s a strange world we live in.
Speaking of strange, is anyone else excited for the return of Stranger Things tonight? I’m looking forward to finding out what happened to Eleven the most.
Guid cheerio the nou,