There have been far too many posts online lately about cucumber cleanses. Here’s what you need to know:
VAGINAS CLEAN THEMSELVES!
This is why doctors almost never advise women to douche these days.
So unless you are in desperate need of an impromptu sex toy, leave cucumbers for eating or for one of those girly face mask things.
Also, it’s probably best to just head into a sex shop and get a proper toy. The people that work at those places can answer any questions you may have without making you feel weird. And buying your first toy is like a rite of passage into adulthood. If life were an RPG, you’d get points towards levelling your character just for having the courage to complete the quest.
Also, since it’s Friday, you could have a whole weekend of fun (assuming you aren’t a weekend worker).
Speaking of fun, I’m off to get ready for a party with classmates as I’m a busser and am lacking in rum. I’ll probably try and fit in a little more homework after my shower and pizza pancakes lunch. I may also try to fit in some music practice of some sort.
Guid cheerio the nou,